Howard Stern “Born Again”

Shock Radio Jockey Howard Stern has announced today that he has been ‘born again’ after a recent screening of The Passion of the Christ and will repent for his previous radio programs.

In an announcement that stunned all of his friends, his girlfriend and their favourite midget love partner, Mr. Stern proclaimed, “I didn’t realize that Jesus was such a cool guy… he could have really been a good drinking buddy!”

Promising that he will return to the air soon with a whole new show, Howard Stern proclaimed “I’m going to do right by the Lord from now on, you know? No more radio sex with naked women… unless of course they’re married first.”…{{link http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i2271/ MORE}}

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